Pop Quiz

Which of the following news reports does not belong in this morning's news feed?

A.  Major tsunami damage in N Japan after 8.9 quake (AP)

B.  Rebels retreat from Libyan oil port amid barrage (AP) 

C.  Republicans planning cost curbs on health benefits (AP)

D.  Charlie Sheen and ex-wife strike custody agreement (AP) 
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If you chose D, you are correct!

Seriously, these Charlie Sheen updates have got to stop.