Who says America doesn't have anything to offer the taste pallet? Check out what fine cuisine the stars and stripes have supplied the shelves in the German supermarkets with...
*despite being some of the finest bakers in Europe, the Germans even save some shelf room for good ol' American muffins and chocolate chip cookies*
*can't forget our sauces--especially hamburger sauce--whatever that is*
*Germans are the masters of the sausage world, yet they honor our country and our president (Truman) with a sausage-in-a-jar product called "American Style Hot Dogs"*
*it's a little blurry, but on this marshmallow bag they have a motorcyclist with a banner reading "Easy Rider", and on the side it reads "The American Way of Life"*
*and look who I found, Ms. Lady Liberty herself hanging out on a Cola gummi bag*
Germans even love walking on our president--check it out *bama footwear-- "Like walking barefoot!"
So next time someone comments crudely on America's lack of culture and cuisine, you tell them that just isn't so.